Pimiento Cheese

Everybody’s got their own take on pimiento cheese. But The Dish does it right. Hence no fancy-pants surprises here: just mild cheddar and a perfect balance of spices and mayo. Done and done.

Wait, you like fancy-pants? Certainly this cheese can do fancy-pants too! Put it on a cracker one bite at a time, just like they taught you in cotillion. Or drink your iced tea with your pinkie out. Cross your legs at the ankle like the Queen. Heck, talk with a British accent while you’re at it! “Bring in the pimiento cheese, James, if you will. I hear it’s quite spiffing!”