Choose 4 Salad Plate

Hey, how’d I end up on this Choose 4 Salad Plate? Pimiento cheese here. Look, It’s feeling a little crowded on this plate. I mean, these other salads and I are pals, but… it’s close quarters on a Choose 4 Salad Plate, you know? Strawberry congealed salad keeps jigging around–it’s making us all uncomfortable. Chicken salad keeps reminding everybody he recently won an award. I mean, I like the guy, but geez, you know? We get it. You’re famous. Waldorf salad keeps trying to find something that rhymes with his name. Who cares?! Listen, I’m just going to hide under this lettuce leaf for a sec….mmmmk. Bye.