How to gift someone Chocolate Dipped Bacon:
Hey babe, good morning and Happy Valentine’s Day. Your breakfast is in the red box on the table. It’s okay to eat it all in one sitting if it makes you happy.
To be honest, I got you two boxes. However, when sampling the other box of chocolate bacon, I’m ashamed to say that I couldn’t stop. So, I was thinking if you finished your bacon box in one sitting, you’d understand how you ended up with just one box and find it in that giant heart of yours to forgive.
Love you so much!
Thanks for understanding.
PS: I hope you see this note before the kids! If not, you’ll have to find something in the fridge for breakfast. Just sayin’!