Chef Salad

Think you’re too manly for a chef salad? Too testoserone-y for greens. or perhaps, too macho for dressing? Listen, good sir, we’ve got the salad for you. First, start with the pile of smoked ham and turkey and work your way down to the veggies, greens, and cheese. next, top it with the dressing of your choice. Or flex your muscles and call it sauce if that makes you feel better about it.

Our chef salad is just as tasty in work boots as it is in heels. This salad is a filler-upper, from start to dill-pickle finish. For this reason, it’s Great fuel for weight-lifting, log-chopping, pipe-smoking, classic-car restoring, deer hunting, blacksmithing, biplane flying, swashbuckling, and other manly pursuits. Of course, Ladies, you’ll like it too. But you already knew that, didn’t you?